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Birkin vs. Bitcoin vs. Bricks: Which Actually Wins?

A comparative analysis of luxury Hermès handbags, ‘digital gold’ & real estate

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Kelly Ann Collins
Sep 20, 2025
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Dear friends (and fam, hi Mom!) 💌

Today we’re diving into one of my favorite debates: what actually makes the better investment ~ luxury handbags, Bitcoin, or real estate?

On one side: Hermès Birkin bags, those coveted symbols of status that sometimes skyrocket at auction (hello, $10.1M Birkin sale 👀).

On another: Bitcoin, the internet’s new wild child.

And of course, the bricks-and-mortar standby: real estate.

In this piece, I break down how each has performed, what really drives their value, and which one comes out on top in the profitability showdown. As always, none of this is financial advice ~ just context and comparisons. Do your own research (DYOR) before making any moves!

OK, now - let’s grab some coffee (or champagne if you’re into that!) and get into it.

Cheers,
Kelly Ann ☕🍾

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